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[30 Jun 2008|08:10pm] |
Alex James: Looked like a girl, should have been a model for Calvin Klein, instead was possibly the drunkest member of the greatest band in the whole world and spent way too much time sodding about at art exhibition openings for Damien Hirst and doing way too many drugs and having fabulous hair, then suddenly decided to be a NASA scientist and became a boffin and gave lectures on astronomy and physics and things and broke into libraries and somewhere along the line because a pilot and snapped up a fantastic posh wife, stopped drinking and taking drugs, had three kids called Artemis, Gallileo and Geronimo, flew them all around in his plane, denounced vegetarianism, bought a farm, decided to make cheese for a living along with shooting animals to feed his wife and kids, and made Gordon Ramsay drink a cappucino made from his wife's breast milk.
Ps - Jay-Z decided to SMACKDOWN Noel Gallagher at Glastonbury by doing a cover of wonderwall, which sounds awesome, but YouTube reveals it just sounds like a drunk black man doing bad karaoke over the top of the original track. No phat beats or beatboxing or gettin' jiggy with nuthin. FAIL.
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| dinnertime! |
[29 Jun 2008|11:22pm] |
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[26 Jun 2008|09:45pm] |
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N: CONSPIRACY
V: why would u put crash test dummies on a weather balloon lol
N: Why send a monkey to the moon?
V: they didnt send a monkey to the moon they sent him to area 51
Whooo, new Bruce Campbell movie!
N: Have you seen the hulk movie yet?
G: The hulk? Eww, no thanks.
N: It's awesome, but not as good as Iron Man. But Iron Man is in it!
G: Really? Iron man was in the hulk movie? Oh shit, now I have to watch it
Dammit, now I want to go bathe in barrelfull of Old Spice. THANKS A LOT, BRUCE CAMPBELL. AND THANKS A LOT, YOUTUBE AND COMEDY CENTRAL FOR ROBBING ME OF STEPHEN COLBERT+WILL SMITH SUPERHAPPYFUNTIMES ;_;.
I'll just listen to this song my boyfriend sent me, instead ^_^, so there, CC!
ps - I was all OH DAMMIT I CAN'T FIND THAT THING FOR KELLY but I did, so now she just needs to email me and let me know which version/s she wants, so I can make it happen. Then we'll be 2/2, which will bring the running total up to 4!
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[24 Jun 2008|10:01pm] |
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dododododododdddooooo |
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Chickity china the Chinese chicken
You have a drumstick and your brain stops tickin'
Watchin' X-Files with no lights on, were dans la maison
I hope The Smoking Man's in this one
Like Harrison Ford I'm getting frantic
Like Sting I'm tantric
Like snickers, guaranteed to satisfy
Like Kurasawa I make mad films
Okay I don't make films
But if I did they'd have a samurai
Gonna get a set of better clubs
Gonna find the kind with tiny nubs just so my
Irons aren't always flying off the back-swing
Gotta get in tune with Sailor Moon
Cause that cartoon has got the boom anime babes
That make me think the wrong thing
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| Low in iron? Up your greens. |
[22 Jun 2008|04:37pm] |
*swoon* Betty Ross & Bruce Banner are the Anti-Pepper Potts & Tony Stark. Stan Lee's cameo made me sad. I think the best Stan Lee cameo is in Fantastic Four 2. Eventually the new Bruce Banner and Tony Stark will meet, and it will be most amusing.
Joseph is taking me to Comic-con next year. This is not negotiable. NOT NEGOTIABLE.
List of guests from last year's Comic-con include: Sergio Aragonés, Steve Carrell, Robert Downey, Jr., Warren Ellis, Jon Favreau, Neil Gaiman, Matt Groening, Scarlett Johansson, Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, Stan Lee, Maddox, Seth MacFarlane, Bill Morrison, Gwyneth Paltrow, Katey Sagal, Kevin Smith, Yeardley Smith, Liv Tyler, Billy West.
Wow, those copy/pasted wikipedia hyperlinks are incredibly annoying, but I am incredibly lazy!
This year's guests include Al Jaffee and Ray Bradbury ;__________;
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET EXCITED ABOUT ARMAGEDDON NOW?
Ooh ooh, new Mummy sequel coming out soonish.
Maybe I'll go watch Hulk again. ;______________________;
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| It finally happened. |
[19 Jun 2008|09:10pm] |
 I finally found a dress that I like enough to want to get married in. AND IT'S EVEN WHITE! ^_________^ |
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| Shame, German. |
[18 Jun 2008|09:18pm] |
Dear Daniel Towns,
My brother's girlfriend is older than yours.
Hahahahahaha.
-Nicky
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| cigarettes & cheese & rollerblading |
[18 Jun 2008|08:23pm] |
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| fucking durrrrrrrrrr, mongoloids! |
[17 Jun 2008|10:20pm] |
 NYERRRRR NYERRRRR, BANGBANGBANG!  Not today. ps - I believe the catchphrase for this week is "die in a fucking fire!" Sorry Sarah, maybe I'll be able to use your catchphrase tomorrow.
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| HAHAHA I LOVE MY BROTHER |
[07 Jun 2008|11:46am] |
G: DAD THREW OUT MY BIKE
N: wtf why ;_;?
G: well, it was pretty munted.
N: Typical. I still have the same one, in near-mint condition
G: But still! He put it outside with a sign saying "free" on it without telling me
N: HAHAHA
G: And then some little rangi kid came along and rode away with a smile on his face
N: HAHAHAHA BONGO WAGON TO THE DAYZE
G: >_<
Also: I have a ticket to see The Phantom of the Opera in October. Will I need it?
(my credit card was sitting on my couch)
Now, because I just dismantled all of my photo albums, who would be opposed to a nickyphototimeline?
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[03 Jun 2008|07:52pm] |
Wasting time is awesome :D
Actually...I've been putting off making my own tv show for about a decade now...hm...
pps - I'm up to "episode six" and this is great! whee!
And there's a season two :D~~~
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| AMANDA BROKE MY BRAIN! |
[30 May 2008|10:50pm] |
 Taped to a wall in England, or somewhere backwards like that. THANKS A LOT, MONARCHY, FOR REDUCING MY PEOPLE TO DISEASE-RIDDEN FAGGOTS. I'M GOING TO TAKE YOUR DAMN PUBLIC HOLIDAY, BUT I'M NOT SINGING HAPPY BIRTHDAY. Seriously. Wtf? |
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| VIVA! ARRRRRRRRRRRGH! (la nona ora) |
[27 May 2008|07:54pm] |
 That is all.
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| far out |
[17 May 2008|09:30am] |
So, I dreamt that Shaz gave me a kitten, and I was trying to give it to Og, but I couldn't explain to her that she wasn't allowed to bake it into a pie, so I took the damn fleabag back and was trying to get to the lobby of skycity hotel, except all the elevators were only half-opening, and appeared to DESCEND INTO HADES.
This scene conveniently ended with my leaving the kitten with the chief librarian, and taking off in cab. Awesome.
Cut then, dear readers, to my old house, where my brother and I are hanging out, playing playstation and stuff, and then...a huge yellow stretch limosine/digger (yes, there is a badass digger thing on front) pulls up to our cul-de-sac, and who should alight but NOEL AND LIAM GALLAGHER YESSSSSS. Apparently we have won some sort of radio show, and the weird bit is that my brother is really stoked about this as well. So I'm scrambling around, trying to figure out who messed with the alphabetizing of my epic cd collection and praying "DEAR GOD, PLEASE DON'T LET ME ACCIDENTALLY GIVE THEM MY DELUXE 10TH ANNIVERSARY COPY OF 'EVERYTHING MUST GO' TO SIGN INSTEAD" and I think I ended up getting them to sign Definitely Maybe/Stop The Clocks/Some weird version of Be Here Now that doesn't exist yet, and then when we left, Liam had signed all of my Beatles CDs as John xDDDDD.
I miss you, John Lennon.
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| "I look like a fucking Inuit" |
[11 May 2008|02:18am] |
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Phoney Bone |
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I had my heart broken today, but then The Queen ordered me to go and party with my doppelganger instead, so I did. We sang songs, and she held my hand, and hours later, while we were in a cubicle discussing whether Bomber or Nandor is cooler, she realised that we were both speaking Japanese, not English. I gave her my card, and we regaled the story of how we met and how I got to own my coat to anyone who would listen. Each crowned the other in one's hat, and this is what binds us to tomorrow.
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| I love you, Stan. |
[07 May 2008|08:38pm] |
I am willing to ignore the anime-ness of the new x-men cartoon in favour of the old costuming and Xavier being Zordon.
SUP WARREN EMMA HANK REMY?
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| Yeah, I can fly. |
[06 May 2008|07:03am] |
When I get home (which is in about...seventeen hours, unless Dave Grohl kidnaps me), remind me to tell all of youse fellas about my favourite joke.
Okay, for my next act of magnificence: Walking in a straight line!
TYPING AT THESE SPEEDS SHOULD BE ILLEGAL!
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| Bubble Bobble JUMP! (I want to be a spoingster) |
[03 May 2008|07:19pm] |
These are all stolen from ![[info]](http://p-stat.livejournal.com/img/community.gif) jumpingpictures. Kelly, wear your jumpin' heels tomorrow. I'm listening to Kriss-Kross in anticipation ^_^
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| Stan! Stan! He's our man! |
[02 May 2008|10:23pm] |
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| Hey! I'm sorry that I cooked your dog! |
[29 Apr 2008|09:16pm] |
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Oh Colin, you make me laugh so, but currently all my laugh-tokens are divided between Borat, and French Stewart (before he got fat and opened his eyes).
Plans for the near-future include hatin' guns with C+S, Storming an Empire with the Red Army, learning to fly with my fake mom, bein' so-nice-so-smart with Misha, and escaping from Guantanamo Bay with Dr Gobindlal. Plans for the far-future include!!!!!!
YOU ATE MY BEEEEEES~~
ps - hi krissay you're still makin' solid music recommendations after like...seven years ^_^ (Handlebars!)
ps2 - check out this sweet spam message some random just sent me: Jew owners of religious/academic christianity -- have enslaved your ass, and you are too stupid to know you are a slave to plunder profiteers of Earth's Cubic Nature.
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